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Houseplants for those who are horticulturally impaired

Hints of impending spring weather might stir a desire to grow plants even in people not usually drawn in that direction. If you’re one, yet your thumbs lack the slightest hint of green, take heart: There are houseplants even you can grow.

You’ll have to forgo color if you require a truly tough houseplant. Flowering takes too much of a plant’s energy, which comes from good (or at least reasonably good) growing conditions, including abundant light. Don’t look for color in leaves either. Plants with colorful leaves have them only when there’s plenty of light.

WAYS HOUSEPLANTS ARE ABUSED

Poor light is not the only abuse you might suffer upon a houseplant. Many people forget to water them, or water them too much.

Also, as plants grow, they need to be divided and repotted, or shifted to larger pots. A houseplant for the horticulturally impaired should not grow so fast that frequent repotting is necessary.

SOME HOUSEPLANTS TOLERATE ABUSE

Yes, there are plants that can survive, and even look perky, with little light, neglectful or excessive watering, and little other care. And they’re not all cactuses.

Dumbcane and spider plant are both hard to kill, yet keep up appearances with little attention. Spider plant can fill its pot rapidly and send out new “babies” all over the place, but that’s only with good growing conditions.

For best results, grow an all-green variety of spider plant, rather than one with white stripes in its leaves. All green spider plants, with more chlorophyll, tolerate low light better.

Geraniums also tolerate an amazing amount of abuse. They won’t flower under these conditions, so why not grow scented geraniums? Many have frilly foliage and, depending on the variety, their leaves carry aromas such as chocolate, rose or lemon. If in doubt about whether a geranium is thirsty, don’t water.

Cyperus is a houseplant whose especially graceful appearance belies its tough-as-nails constitution. This is a water plant, closely related to papyrus, so it cannot tolerate drying out. But watering cyperus is a no-brainer; just set the pot in a deep saucer that you always keep filled with water.

SUCCULENTS

Succulents — which include but are not limited to cactuses — are obvious houseplant candidates for non-gardeners. If you’ve killed them in the past, it was probably because of too much water, a situation easily avoided if, when you first get the plant, you repot it with an equal volume of perlite or sand mixed into the potting soil. The perlite or sand lets water run right through the mix, making it impossible to overwater. Alternatively, repot the plant in potting mix formulated especially for succulents.

Succulents present an amazing array of shapes and textures of greenery. In that well-drained potting mix, it would be almost impossible to kill an aloe plant. Its leaves remain soft, fleshy and smooth, just as if you’ve been lavishing it with care. (I water mine every six months, sometimes even less frequently!)

Kalanchoe hardly looks like a desert plant, yet it survives neglect in proper style. The same could be said for burro’s tail, ideal for hanging baskets with its ropy stems swathed in fat leaves.

Jade plants respond to good conditions by growing rapidly and flowering, but they look almost the same when grown in neglect. Grow this succulent as a bush or a small tree. When it grows too large for your likes or its pot, it’ll get along fine for a long time with its stems just trimmed back to whatever size you want, rather than needing to be repotted.

Aloe can tolerate a lot of abuse, and is ideal for anyone who wants some household greenery but lacks a green thumb. LEE REICH VIA AP