Ms. Wild, I kindly suggest that you try the Trump Kool-Aid. Not only is it delicious, it does amazing things for you. At only pennies a glass, it is quite a bargain in Biden’s faltering economy. Here are some of its miraculous benefits:

Most secure border in 45 years; illegal border crossings down 87%; a booming economy; super low inflation; low gas prices; low heating oil prices; cars worked (gas powered); no wars; our enemies in check; Israel was a close ally; affordable housing; we could afford to buy food; girls were girls and boys were boys; we ate beef, not crickets; the Abraham Accords; no pornography in school libraries; expanded school choice; created 9,000 Opportunity Zones; historic middle class tax cuts; pronouns weren’t children’s names; the only thing children transitioned to was adulthood; no Fentanyl epidemic; no human trafficking epidemic; Make America Great Again was a wonderful thing; America First policies; record low unemployment and poverty rates for African Americans and Hispanic Americans; NATO members paid their fair share; energy independence; 7 million new jobs; middle class incomes rose $6,000; massive deregulation; unemployment for women hit its lowest rate in nearly 70 years; ended NAFTA, replaced with the USMCA; cow farts (methane) were not considered existential threats; low interest rates; men played men’s sports; criminals were prosecuted; police officers were revered; legal immigration was the norm; added Space Force; historic support for American farmers; we proudly said “Merry Christmas”; we were happy; babies lives mattered; law and order was restored; windmills weren’t killing whales; passed Right To Try; appointed three Supreme Court justices; advanced peace through strength; rebuilt the military; Iran was broke, now they’re on the verge of having nukes; defeated ISIS; reformed the VA so veterans could see a doctor of their choice immediately; signed the First Step Act (criminal justice reform) into law; championed religious liberty; the list goes on and on ...

I would recommend all of the flavors, however, I am partial to the Trump Cherry Kool-Aid in honor of the MAGA red.

Wanda Dietz

Franklin Twp.