• A penny saved is a government over sight

• He who hesitates is probably right• Geese who flock together use your car as a septic tank• Did you ever notice the Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL• The real purpose for giving a child a middle name so he can tell when they are really in trouble• Did you ever notice: When you put 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells theirs• You know when you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks• When are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth think abt Algebra• Aging: eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.• Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. AmenFrom the pen of,K TregerLehighton, Pa