As I usually do in this spot I like to share some jokes with our readers to lighten up their Saturday morning.

Why marry? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted."Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say - talk in your sleep.Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."A woman's prayer: "Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand a man; to love and to forgive him; and for patience, for his moods, because Lord, if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death!"After finishing their Chinese food, a couple cracked open their fortune cookies. The wife's read, "Be quiet for a little while." His read, "Talk while you have a chance."A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, "I love you.""Is that you or the wine talking?" asks the husband. "It's me," says the wife. "Talking to the wine."And finally: On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she's been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, "I have a confession."She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, "Darling, so do I." Recoiling, he says, "Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks."Hoped you enjoyed.