Dear Editor:

T'was the Day after ChristmasAnd the end of the pranksOf the secrets-surprisesAnd we'll all given thanks.For the gifts now deliveredBy old Santa ClausYes, the turkey-great stuffingAnd cranberry sauce.The Kielbasi-KolachyAnd Heaven's DelightPlus the Bollo we toastedWhen friends said "Goodnight."Waking up in the morningBrought on a slight painAnd we silently promised"Not Ever Again."THEN ...'Neath the tree, in the villageAt a tiny lamp postStood an unopened cardWith the gift needed most.For what did he hide there?(That Jolly Old Codger)OOH! A Gift MembershipTo become a "Weight Watcher."Jacque Patrick - Tamaqua