I have an acquaintance with a husband named Grouchy.
No one knows his real name because she never calls him anything except Grouchy and she doesn't mean that as a term of endearment.
While she is outgoing and friendly, she always has to go places alone because Grouchy dislikes people and won't go anywhere, she claims.
When a couple from their church was having a party, the host issued a personal invitation to Grouchy.
"I really want you to come," he said.
"Why?" asked a doubtful Grouchy.
"Because I would like to get to know you better," he said.