I have received some favorable responses to jokes I print in this space. With the help of friends, here is some British humor.
These are classified ads which actually were placed in U.K. newspapers.
Free puppies. 1/2 cocker spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Free puppies. Mother is a kennel club registered German shepherd. Father is a super dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Cows, calves: Never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer.