I tugged. I pulled. I cussed. I wiggled. I huffed. I puffed. I grunted.
I threw myself back on the bed in utter exhaustion.
After a Wonder Woman attempt, I was in my pantyhose.
I swear, it took me ten minutes to get into those suckers.
I tried to think how long it had been since I had last worn a pair of pantyhose.
Hmmm. Let's see. I think Reagan was president or was it Bush, the old man?
No matter. It had been so long I couldn't remember.