The older you get, the smarter you get. At least I hope that's the case.
And with this adult wisdom comes some very intelligent observations.
For instance, try these on for size, supplied by a faithful reader of this column.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.