I just returned from an Old Broads Convention.
In reality, it was the 16th annual New England Traditions Convention for decorative painters, held in Marlborough, Massachusetts.
I said it was an Old Broads Convention because I swear, out of the almost 300 attendees, most were women, and one transvestite, with 90 percent of them over the age of 60. Half of them were probably over 70. Some walked with canes, others with walkers and there were even a couple with their Jazzy.