By LINDA KOEHLER
(Sing the following to George Jones' song, "The Race is On.")
"Now the race is on and here comes Linda up the backstretch,
Heart attack is going on the inside.
My tears are holding back,
They're trying not to fall,
Harry's still in the running,
My true love's banking the Chevrolet.
The race is on and it looks like we're flying
And if we live, we win it all."