Ahoy, Me Hearties! Pour yerself a tankard of grog and gather round. I'd like to tell ye about Capt'n Harry and his lusty wench, Linda, who, last weekend, set out on a little modern-day treasure hunt.
Were they searchin' for golden doubloons, ye ask?
Dunno. All they knew was that if they found the spot marked "X" they would find a hidden treasure.
I'll let the lass, Linda, tell ye the story...Now pay attention or I'll have to make ye walk the plank! Aaargh!