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Saturday, December 12, 2009

These summary of life lists, passed on to me by a faithful reader of this column, are too good not to share. So, enjoy them.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

I love winter, but like most I hate shoveling snow.

I remember when I was a child and a teen there was one kind of snow shovel we had at my house. They were wooden handled with steel scoops. The handles were straight and the edge was sharp. We used that shovel no matter what kind of weather we had. Even when I was older that was the shovel I used until one day the edge was bent and could no longer be sharpened.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

A century-and-a-half ago, before the Civil War, no one could have imagined equal rights for African Americans, let alone a black man one day becoming president of the United States.

Before the war to end slavery, the only time a black person would become a noteworthy subject would be on a poster, listing him as a runaway slave. The underground railway, a route of safe houses used by runaways to flee north, was common in Pennsylvania's northeast and central counties.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

How much do parents influence a child?

Can they make or break a child's success?

Parents probably wondered about that from the beginning of time. I know it's something I often talk about with my friends.

When I encounter an extraordinary teenager, I often think that behind that kid has to be supportive parents. Most of the time, that's true.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

By BOB URBAN

burban@tnonline.com

Raising children has become a lot more intricate in the past 40 years.

Back then, there was no such thing as recalls.

Today, you can't go a week without some brand of crib or baby-related items being recalled by the manufacturer. It makes you wonder how our kids ever survived their early years.

For instance, just in the last week here are two such recalls:

Saturday, December 5, 2009

I'm looking forward to Christmas this year more than usual I suppose. I like the Christmas magic that surrounds the season, the lights, the carols, the goodwill and other holiday signs. While the year has not been overly great for me professionally in that I lost a position with a company where I was employed as a senior IT manager and applications developer forcing me to hit the pavements looking for new opportunities, personally it has been a wonderful year.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

By JIM ZBICK

jzbick@tnonline.com

"Crime Here on Increase," a headline in the Tamaqua Courier blared a century ago.

The article reported that nearly every town in Schuylkill County was experiencing an increase in crime. Leading the way was Shenandoah with 80 criminal cases bound for court, followed by Mahoning City (39), New Philadelphia, Pottsville (16) McAdoo (12) and then Tamaqua (10).

This was not the kind of news local citizens wanted to hear heading into the holiday season in 1909. Most disconcerting was much of the crime was perpetrated by teenagers.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Hunter Man left for Deer Camp on Sunday morning and was gone for a few days.

As he held me tenderly and kissed me "Good-bye" he asked me in a husky voice, "Will you miss me?"

I answered in my best forlorn little girl tone, "Oodles and oodles."

(Interpretation-Whoo Hoo! Party Time!!!!)

I mentally started ticking off the merits of Deer Camp for me.

I don't have to cook.

I can put my pj's on as soon as I get home from work.

I can watch HGTV without feeling guilty about hogging the television.

I can eat what I want and when I want.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

The cold weather has arrived and another highwheel season ends.

The hobby of demonstrating 125-year-old bicycles takes my friends and me to about 30 events each year. Most are in Pennsylvania, along with a few in New York and New Jersey.

The biggest event once again was the annual Scranton St. Patrick's Day Parade. They had over 100,000 spectators lining the streets and countless others watching on television.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Twenty-nine treasure hunters talked strategy before their annual expedition began.

They plotted their location, consulted their charts and picked the best time to begin.

"It's important to be out there at the crack of dawn," said one adventurer.

"Oh, I think the best time is even earlier than that," said my friend, Marilyn, our skilled strategist.

To me, it seemed like the dead of night as we snaked quietly to the beach. Others had gotten there before me and the red ball rising from the ocean told me the treasure hunt had already begun.