I'm not a big fan of country music. But I'm a big fan of country music song titles.
Here are some examples of my favorites, supplied to me by a co-worker who thought they would provide a few chuckles.
While my source tells me these are legitimate song titles, only the true, dyed-in-the-wool country music fans will know for sure.
Do you recognize any of these tunes? Try humming a few bars.
"Get off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the beer)."
"I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on Me."
"I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart."