I'm no longer living in sin.
For better or for worse, my days as a bachelor are numbered.
After 13 years together, Linda and I finally decided to tie the knot.
Rather than make it a big to-do, we chose to keep things relatively low-key.
Like a bunch of Renegades in the Night, we opted to be joined together in holy matrimony by a local justice of the peace.
Right after the ceremony, we immediately hightailed it over to my mom, and then her mom, so that they could have a moment to share in our big day.