Wanna know a secret about Comedian Steven Wright?
He doesn't really have a pony.
Yes, his initial CD was "I Have a Pony" and his newest one is "I Still Have a Pony," the truth is: in real life he doesn't have one.
He certainly doesn't have one in his apartment, as the funny-man boasts on his CD. Of course, you shouldn't take verbatim everything a comedian says. That would be pretty gullible.
Wright, who got his big break from Johnny Carson, is coming Sunday to Penn's Peak for an 8 p.m. performance. Tickets are $34 and $29.
Examples of the comedian's wit: