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High Colonic for the administration

Published November 20. 2010 09:00AM

Dear Editor:

I recall when I was a young kid in the 5 to 6 years old range, we would always visit my grandmother Sophia for Sunday dinner. My grandfather, with his heavy mustache and stern look, always sat in a chair waiting for dinner and did not talk very much.

I was told he was a very gentile man but you couldn't prove that by me. Every once in a while Sophia would say to the family, John needs a high colonic and everyone would laugh. That only made him look ever sterner.

I did not, at the time, understand what that really meant, but everyone else did.

Years later I fully understood the meaning of a deep cleanse enema when I had my first colon exam. The doctor told me to drink this liquid and stay close to home and do not leave. He was so very right.

Well, this election Obama got his first High Colonic. This was given to the congress with a well deserved total lack of confidence in our vote. A cleaning and detoxifying effect of an enema administered by the voters across the nation. The blockage to help the citizens of the great nation is now finally open and we should be on a road to recovery.

This administration has taken the public into a quagmire of false legislative actions with every imaginable plague that any human can endure. We have suffered for two years. I watched his contrived speech recently, and I don't believe he got the message. I absolutely DO think our lame duck president within the next two years will use every trick up his sleeve to insure a positive vote in 2012.

In a recent Fox News poll 54 percent of the voters believe he will be instituting policies to block Republican legislative efforts. That I do believe! Listen to Harry Reid. He told the press he has not and will not stop fighting. Well our fight is not over we must continue to have Mrs. Colin Cleans send samples of her product the President and democratic members of Congress that way the rest will follow the summer toy "slip and slide" they will slip out effortlessly. Only then we will be finally totally cleansed. Just ask Britain's Gordon Brown if it worked.

Obi Wan Kenobi

From the pen of

K Treger, Lehighton

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