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More truisms: Things to think about

Published April 24. 2010 09:00AM

Dear Editor:

* Some people are kind, polite and sweet spirited until you sit at their lunch table.

* God did not create anything without a purpose but mosquitoes come close.

* God himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead so why should you.

* Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and set.

* Why are we called to be witnesses not lawyers and judges.

* If God is your co-pilot swap seats.

* Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

* People are funny - they want the front of the bus - middle of the road - and back of the church.

* God loves everyone, but probably prefers fruit of the spirit over religious nuts.

* Your insurance will cover everything but just what happened.

* The probability that one will spill food on your tie is directly proportional to the need to be cleaned.

* When things seem easy to do, its because you have not followed the directions.

* Politicians have sold their soul to pass legislation more times than any hooker has sold her body to clients.

From the pen of

K. Treger

Lehighton, Pa.

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