(Sing creatively to the tune of "Jingle Bells.")

Dashing to the store,

In a 149 horsepower Chevrolet,

O'er the roads I go,

Crying all the way.

Christmas bells are ringing,

Should make my spirits bright,

But it's no fun in singing,

A shopping song tonight.

Oh, Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way,

Oh, what torture, what to buy?

For gifts this holiday.

Hey, Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way,

Oh, what torture, what to buy?

For gifts this holiday.

A day or two ago,

I thought I'd take a ride,

Down to the local mall,

Where I just couldn't decide.

My brain was fried and blank,

Misfortune seemed my lot,

I felt my Christmas ship had sank

And boy was I upsot!

Oh, Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way,

Oh, what misery, what a curse,

I want to run away.

Hey,

Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way,

Now I'm down upon my knees,

For gift ideas I pray.

To all the stores I go,

No presents did I spy,

To bring a special glow,

To Becky, Mom and Di.

Overwhelmed and couldn't decide,

I found a place to sit,

I waited for my tears to dry,

When finally said, "That's it!"

Oh, Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way,

It's no fun to Christmas shop,

When feeling such dismay.

Oh, Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way,

Only one thing left to do,

To save this holiday.

I hurried out the mall,

Where I made my way back home,

In PJs, drinking Coke,

My fingers set to roam.

Computer screen is on,

My bank card's at my side,

Amazon.com

And I am shopping the worldwide.

Oh, Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way,

No more lines or nasty crowds

When shopping on eBay.

Hey!

Jingle Purse,

Jingle Purse,

Jingling all the way

Oh, what fun, it is to buy,

My gifts this holiday!