When you've been to your doctor so often
That you've read all the magazines
Try to schedule your next appointment
With the latest invasion of teens.
This invasion is nothing to worry about
No matter how crowded it seems
As these eager young warriors file in and out
They're here not to join gangs but teams.
They're here to get doctor's approval
To take part in sports at their school
But they first have to take care of studies
And then comes the court, field or pool.
How depressing to pick up a paper