- You could hardly watch television for all the snow. Spread the rabbit ears as far as they can go to no benefit.
- My mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs, and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife but no one got food poisoning.
- Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in a cedar lake instead of a pristine pool.
- Women's flamboyant holiday sweaters that smell of moth balls.
- We took gym, not PE. Flunking gym was not an option.
- I can see my mom washing clothes with the wringer washer.