Have you ever gone "serious shopping,"
When you're desperate for something to wear,
And you're worn out from all the "Mall Hopping"
Plus that "Trying on Stuff Wear & Tear?"
You just can't put it off any longer
For that special day draws very near
You can't shop in your full attic closet;
Those fashions have changed, so I hear.
Have you finally loaded an armful
Then head for the nearest change room
Where you're happy to make some selections
Which fend off that feeling of doom.