After stuffing yourself over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, I thought some Turkey Day humor was in order to help you recover from all that food you ate.
Q-If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q-Why did the turkey cross the road?
A-It was the chicken's day off.
Q-Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A-Because they never learned good table manners!
Q-What sound does a space turkey make?
A-Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Q-Why did police arrest the turkey?
A-They suspected fowl play.