Here is some more jokes to hopefully pick you up on this Saturday morning.
A woman told her neighbor about a friend: Then she asked, "What is the best form of birth control after 50?" I said, "Nudity."
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 and we have no idea where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.