"We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave, the temperature's rising, it isn't surprising ..."
It's a little warm these days. And nights. The temperatures reached 90 degrees and above every day in July so far. But who's counting?
I'm not complaining. I'm just observing.
So, how hot is it?
Well, it's so hot the Devil was seen at Shea's Hardware buying an air conditioner.
It's so hot I saw Mae Borger running through the sprinklers in the garden section at Wal-Mart.
It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty has arm pit stains.