Recent phone conversation between Harry and Linda:
"Linda, I caught a big fish."
"That's nice dear. How big?"
"Bigger than Bubba?"
"Yeah. Bigger than Bubba."
(Bubba is a large mouth bass he caught in Maine several years ago and Harry had him mounted. Bubba now graces a wall in Harry's office/trophy room.)
"It's a brown trout, 27 and inches long. It weighs six and a half pounds."
Wow! Even I knew that was big.
"Did you throw him back?"
"Are you nuts? I'm keeping it. Who would believe me if I didn't have the proof?"