* Accept the days you are a pigeon and some that your are a statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.
* Drive carefully, it's not only the cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* Never buy a car you cannot push, with fuel at $5 never buy a car.
* Do not put both feet in your mouth at the same time. You'll not have a leg to stand on.
* Since it is the early bird that gets the work, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.