I receive quite a few emails from readers. Some folks send me funny stories and reprinted articles. I'm sure they think that I can use them in this column.
But most of the time, I can't. Copyright laws prohibit it.
Once in a while, an article will cross my desk that says "Use me! Use me!" I feel lucky when the article is attributed to someone who doesn't mind it being reprinted.
My college roommate Bonnie recently sent me such an article. I want to share it with my readers, since it made me laugh out loud. Everyone can use a laugh, right?