Today, some golf humor, and, no, it has nothing to do with my inept game, which is no laughing matter.
These, from a loyal reader.
* Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
* Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
* When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.