Ÿ A penny saved is a government over sight

Ÿ He who hesitates is probably right

Ÿ Geese who flock together use your car as a septic tank

Ÿ Did you ever notice the Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL

Ÿ The real purpose for giving a child a middle name so he can tell when they are really in trouble

Ÿ Did you ever notice: When you put 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells theirs

Ÿ You know when you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks

Ÿ When are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth think abt Algebra

Ÿ Aging: eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Ÿ Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. Amen

From the pen of,

K Treger

Lehighton, Pa